Category: Thoughts Out Of Season

It’s a three Advil morning. With my lower back’s deep burning ake, and my shoulder’s sharp shooting pain, and my knee that goes click, click, pop! – as I cross the vast and perilous ocean that is my kitchen floor.…

What an awesome morning. Golden Sun, treetop long- shadows casting all along the rolling hills. Dogs running free searching for rabbit. Hot cup of coffee, wife sleeping in, warm glow from the wood stove… spring air, dancing sunlight sparkling threw…

Free will you say? Truth is, we don’t even get to choose our favorite color.

The angry villagers are dancing wildly around piles of smoldering Goodyear tires in celebration of Earth Day. We could all get tattoos and start a religion…

I’m ready for death. It sounds so relaxing – non-existence. Oh what sweet peace death shall be! I’ve lived a full life… anything more is just frosting on the cake of life. I’m not going to a doc when I…

Generation X. The last American generation. Our kids are all woke, and hate themselves and their Nation. The NBA and NFL don’t need you anymore. They don’t care if you watch. They have a new audience. Toxic femininity has gained…

A tribute to Lenny Bruce and George Carlin.. Here are a few new words that you are not allowed to say… Queer ball, wet back, heimy jigsboo nigger midgets… that should be worth a 30 day suspension… I support the…

Mankind forgot how to walk barefooted through the grass – slowly, deliberately, consciously. In the end, our sidewalks betrayed us. -Chuck Jines